Those
who claim Manhattan, San Francisco Bay and Hollywood as their home base share a
similar, rather perverted viewpoint of the world, too.
So
it’s not much a surprise that a large portion of the creative produced by the
BIG AD AGENCIES is literally killing brand equity.
Freud
would have a ball with many of the copywriters and production teams that bring
us ad commercial series like the Dr. Pepper game day vendor, the GIECO
Insurance gecko-lizard, Progressive saleswoman Flo and the myriad other
character-spokesperson-voice-overs.
Freud
would quickly summarize that many seek to replace their production staff positions with a deeper desired role of Hollywood producer.
On
the client side too, there are CMOs and marketing teams that crave to do more
than commute daily to dwell in their cubicle offices. They are the ones that beg to go meet with the ad agency so
that they call spend time in their funky, ping-bong table, quasi-coffee café, open-forum think-tanks.
Every
time I see the Chevrolet ads with the focus group man, I want to throw up.
The
loon ad agency that produces the ads is a division of McCann called
“Commonwealth//McCann” – that is exactly how they format the name.
AdAge
notes them as the “global agency of record for Chevrolet” and describes them as
“innovative” and “an open forum” team.
I
know. I know.
I
get upset because the focus group facilitator rips off what I do.
When
I shared with a table of friends how stupid I felt that the ads were last week, they
immediately responded back with, “well how do you think an insurance sales person feels when they
see the duck, or the newt or Flo?”
No…
that is actually not why I think that agency producing them is a bunch of loons... not that I am opinionated nor speak my mind.
Just
like the immediate “wows” expressed by the “characters that are real and not
actors” is not the reason I want to throw up.
Just
like the newest ad that showcases a focus group discussion taking place on an
entrance ramp to the LA Freeway in the middle of afternoon rush hour… is not
the reason I want to throw up.
The
reason why I want to throw up is that the focus and the mission of the Chevy brand… the
brand equity and brand culture… the essence of the brand EIP or Emotional
Ignition Point… that is all pushed aside by both the marketing mavens client
side and the ad team within the ad agency…
…To
live in the fantasy world of the present thinking that they are all actually
the next breed of Hollywood producers with a storyline series and high
personality, featured actor.
Two
weeks ago when I drove from Atlanta to Nashville, I stopped off and got gas in
Kimball Tennessee. There’s a
large, super-size Walmart and a Chrysler dealer just across the street from
where I got the gas.
As
I was filling up the tank, I watched the folks looking at cars in the
Chrysler lot and wondered just how many of those Commonwealth // McCann creative
and production folk ever have stepped out of their open-forum work space and
walked and talked at dealer lots.
Okay, maybe they went to a dealer lot in Hoboken, but did they go to one in Albany or Norfolk or Knoxville or Norman, Mesa or Medford?
I
doubt if any have done so.
What
makes me throw up is that this is where brands that ARE IN TROUBLE focus
today.
Staying
on cars for one moment longer, this morning I ran into two guys who recently
each purchased a new KIA Sorrento.
They are now big fans and brand endorsers of KIA.
One
of my cars is a KIA Sorrento.
They
asked me if I loved my KIA as they love their KIA and I said, “nope.”
I
then went on to explain how way too much is automated and high tech. I showcased how whenever the
temperature hits 40 degrees, a red light warning icon lights up on the
dashboard right next to the speedometer to let me know that the roads might
ice.
They
claimed that their new KIAs don’t have that feature. Since mine is a 2017 and their KIAs are 2018, I think that
the new ones do have that feature.
Given that I am about 15 years younger than either of the two guys, my
bet is that they cannot see it even when it lights up.
The
masses are not only NOT STUPID, they are changing the framework of the
marketplace as I script this blog and you out there are reading it.
Just
as I watched the folks walking the lot at the Chrysler dealership, this past
week I took a couple of hours and went and visited a mall out in the metro that
many think is soon being torn down.
I
watched people and talked to people.
I
asked them what was it about the mall that drew their car to take them to it
(that’s a Chevy pun, by the way.)
In
addition to using terms like “convenience” and phrases like “variety of
stores,” they went on to talk about how nice it was to simply go somewhere,
take time to walk around and get away from the house and work.
They talked about how sometimes they meet up with friends or family at the mall and they actually have more than a text line of conversation.
They talked about how they enjoyed sorting through stuff on the shelves and trying on clothes at the department stores.
The
malls are coming back to life as I write this post.
Just
as the “masses,” “the great unwashed” and the “deplorables” are refueling
malls, they are also purchasing lots of baby products and un-prepared food
items to actually cook and tools at the hardware stores and videos for the DVDs
and books – actually printed hard-cover books – at the bookstores.
Corporate
investment is coming back BIG TIME just as we enter 2018.
When
I person at the coffee table this morning told me that people would no longer
be driving the next wave of industry in the U.S. and that it would all be
automated by machines… I quickly asked what was the nature of the company that
has many major markets sitting with bated breath to hear where its opening a
second HQ.
That
company that is forecasting the hiring of 50,000 new employees is a company
that many believe is totally, 100% staffed by high-tech automation. (Amazon if you don't catch much news)
And
one last commentary about the absurd perceptions of those that dwell in the
confines of their mobile apps and Google created town squares…
If
“someday more than 80% of all shopping will be competed on the Internet,” how
will the products get from the warehouse to the home pantry?
If
those semi-trucks on the tollways and outer belts and interstates and side-roads
drive you a bit nutty now… just wait.
The
nuggets of insight that will drive brands forward is not sitting on the iPhones
nor in the creative circles of Madison Avenue and Michigan Avenue, nor
Hollywood and the Silicon Valley.
Nope.
Those
nuggets of insight can be found where the masses today dwell. Those nuggets can be found in backyards and houses of worship and neighborhood restaurant dinner tables and yes... even in the malls.